LOL DAD
- me: hey pops. what would you do if i got a girl pregnant?
- dad: you can stay in the house but you have to take care of the baby yourself.
- me: what if i impregnated a white girl?
- dad: whatever ig! aslong as you take care of it
- me: how about an asian girl?
- dad: it doesn't matter.
- me: a black girl ..?
- dad: what?! no way!
- me: why? you said it didn't matter!
- dad: go away ig. you're annoying.
if those incompetent fools didnt fail with teh bomb under the table.. just saying lol. A+ for trying
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Anonymous asked: are you siked for batman?
meh. more siked for spiderman and the hobbit to be honest. but yeah I’m defs gunna see batman
wolverine #304. BEST COVER EVER
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Ultimate Spiderman comics illustrated by Sara Pichelli
The stories at the end of the book..
I know hey? they’re pretty legit
GOOD LORD THOSE ARE GORGEOUS D;
I need to know her name =(((((((((((((((((((((((
How I plan on inviting people to see “The Hobbit” with me.
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“Miami Zombie Attack Prank!” LMFAO @ 2:17 & at the end xD
omfg the last part
AHAHAHAHH CLEVER
thats a fucked up prank LOOOOOOOL
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NICCEE!!!! VERY NICCEE!!
it spreads from the eastcoast. thats gives me some time to prepare.
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Need more swag on your dash? Take a trip to planet swag and follow Kush and Lyrikz!
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